I've been a lazy blogger lately so enjoy this random crap to make up for it:

FatWallet really does pay out!! Sign up for "CashBack" before you buy stuff on the internet. Don't listen to your ma, there is such a thing as a free lunch :)

This guy may be on to something, these may be worth millions some day!

Sweet sweet editing. Those British sure know how to make a advertisements!

Calvin snow monster re-creations. Funny stuff.

Bill Gates looking suave. Its amazing we all give this guy all our money.

Whats worse than a computer geek? A computer geek that displays his geekyness in tattoo form.

And last but defiantly not least, the one, the only, Napoleon Dynamite Remix

For you Toad-heads out there. This dude is recreating Walt Disney World's Mr. Toad's Wild Ride in 3-D animation at Virtual-Toad.com. For those not in the know, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride was closed down in 1998 and replaced with a vastly inferior Winnie The Pooh ride. I mean, it's cute and all, but I miss the subversity of Mr. Toad. In Winnie the Pooh, the ride ends with a storybook happy ending in the Hundred Acer Wood. In Mr. Toad, riders get hit by a train and go to hell. Awesome. Mr. Toad may be RIP, but hopefully will be resurrected in the future through the wonders of 3-D animation. Let's hear it for technology and people who have way too much time on their hands.

"Where's My Burrito?" -Homer Simpson
Those who play poker with me know I calculate my success at the table based on how many Chipotle Burritos I can purchase with my winnings. Last week I won 1.8 burritos. If you enjoy burritos as much as I enjoy burritos (and I REALLY enjoy burritos, so you must be serious in your burrito enjoyment to compete with my burrito enjoyment) Check out Chipotle Fan. Here you can sign a petition to get a smaller burrito size on the menu (in addition to and not as a replacement of their standard mondo big-as-The Rock's bicep burritos) Or calculate the calorie content of your Chipotle food (but remember: caloric ignorance is bliss). I like if you check every item in the calorie calculator, you can create a food-item that contains 3512 calories. Or if you're lonely you can find your BURRITO SOUL MATE (the person who builds the exact same burrito as you). I only have one burrito soulmate and he/she lives in Lawrence, KS. [In case you care, and you probably don't, this is my burrito: Steak, black beans, rice, green tomatillo salsa, sour cream AND cheese]. Post your burrito in the comments. And if you don't eat Chipotle, well, you'll probably live longer than the rest of us. Good for you, you tofu eating hemp wearing hippie.


-ChAiNsAw

So the funniest think happened at work yesterday and none of you are going to get it!! But im going to tell anyways. So I've been developing an XSL page to transform data gathered in Documentum into a form on a website. However one of the elements of the XML was named "A" for answer to a question. When calling upon this element in my XSL however it was discovered that the Documentum code transforms all instances of A to HTML A tags!!! hahahaha dont laugh too hard...

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

This guy takes the word nerd to a new level

Where can I get me one of these?

Adam Sandler's got a little secret...(Not safe for work)

Jam along with Weezer

Apple just released yet another product.

This is a controversial VW add that aired in Europe...I didn't think it was funny, but form your own opinions. Click at your own risk.

I dont know why I was so amused by this...

The dude's website. Very cool site design

I'm sure most of you have seen the new MacMini and iPodShuffle
Now all of you that own an old iPod dont need to worry about being obsolete, this page will show you how to hack your iPod to update it to an iPodShuffle

Grandma - You will live in our hearts forever

My 20" monitor wasn't enough...I did a little upgrading and here is my new setup.

Party Foul!

Another google trick to find random webcams. Similar to the search for the first picture people took with their digital cameras.

Awhile ago, I posted a totally unhelpful CDNOW.com customer review for a Tom Waits album. The jist of the review was about how this dude managed to break his CD and set it on fire. The guy was a moron. Well, here's another customer review about how his CD broke, but this one is a nice creative writing composition. The review is for Neutral Milk Hotel's album In An Aeroplane Over The Sea. I give both album and Ray's review an A. Notice how many people awarded his creativity by saying his review was helpful. That's quite a lot for a CDNow customer review.

22 of 23 people found the following review helpful:

Like Icarus, August 1, 2004

Reviewer:

Ray Radlein (Atlanta) - See all my reviews

I had to buy a second copy of this CD.

One day, as I was leaving work, my original copy of the CD broke open its jewel case and leapt forth in a daring and quixotic bid for freedom which was cut tragically short when it skidded to a stop, butter-side down, on the rough pavement of the parking lot.

In retrospect, given the nature of this CD, I was not surprised that it had made the attempt; indeed, the only surprise is that it did not succeed, and rise up into the distance to sail the endless skies forever.

Deals of the day...

Ugly ski hat for a buck

1 GB of memory for $40 (Compact Flash) damn when I got my card 40 bucks would only buy 64MB!

Free Maxim for 2 years

Once upon a time I used a Brita Filter to filter tap water. But then I got lazy and now I drink from the tap and don't care a lick if metals and impurities are crystalizing in my veins. So what to do with that old Brita Filter? Here's an option: scroll down to the 11/5/04 entry titled "Practical Application of the Philosopher's Stone. For Drunks" at Oh My God It Burns! and save lots and lots of dough by magically transforming crappy Vladimir Vodka into swanky Ketel One with a Brita Water Filter.

chainsaw!

This only took 1 day to make it to iFilm...Ashlee Simpson got boo'd haha
Update: More Ashlee Bashing ...funny stuff

Pop Quiz: Who invented the internet?

Tsunami conspiracy theorists come out.

This will make you think twice before you head out to dinner...

Some little kid wailing on the drums, amusing for a minute or two

A year in microprocessors (geek alert)

Thats all I got from new years...hopefully someone else took pics...

Woah...this guys got hops

If your in the mood to boss around a stick figure, you can tell it what to do here.

Beer of the week: Corona Extra- is the number one selling beer in Mexico and the leading export brand from Mexico. This pilsener type beer was first brewed in 1925 by Cerveceria Modelo, located in Mexico City

åHappy New Year!! å

I apologize to my loyal visitors for the lack of posting in the past week...I was enjoying some well earned vaction time away from the computer...alas the the warm glow of the LCD screen beckons and I'm back. Photobucket is temporarily down so beer of the week will be updated asap and hopefully get some more pics up soon. For now though enjoy some linkage:

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Click only if you have seen Napoleon Dynamite

From the makers of Family Guy here is a sneak peak at American Dad (not 56k friendly)

Pictures of rockstars before they made it...somewhat amusing...but no VH1

Must see trailors: Kicking and Screaming, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory