Sorry for the lack of posting this weekend; I had crawled in a dark hole after another painful defeat.

Here are the much anticipated pics of FLAVA FLAAAAAVE!!

If you have some bandwith, check this out! Lookout Scotty Pippin! haha Scotty Pippin betch didn't see that one coming.

If only I had a nickle for each person that was fooled by www.georgewbush.org Yes, the address is convincing, but do you really think I would support this guy?

Somehow i get the feeling its going to be a while until we master this technology...

Man I love gadgets like this and this

How sweet is this pumpkin carver...wish I had one as a kid.

I wasn't planning on getting an iPod but maybe I'll pick up this special edition.

I think we should genetically alter trees to avoid allergies too.

Britney hits a new low...is that possible?

If I had more time on my hands, this is what I would do.

Apple extends their product line to a appeal to the completly useless market

I want fiber to home! Sign me up!

Got 6 Grand to kill?

Hey look its dumb and dumber!

Link of the day!! - http://www.georgewbush.org/

I want to be the first to own a Jet Powered Cellphone

Ashlee got owned, incase you missed it on TV. And if your a family guy fan and have never seen William Shatner Interprets "Rocketman" you will laugh your ass off. Im really coming around to iFilm.

Pics from the Botanical Gardens:


Apple users need a little more help than most.

Oh triumph, you never cease to amaze me. (Not 56K friendly)

Offical BeerPong table? I think taking a door off its hinges is more fun :)

Kung-Fu is the best video game ever...not a bad attempt at a sequel

http://www.muckfichigan.com/

Fight to keep the eyeball open. Petition below in the comments to blast AIM users who hide in their caves and spy on people. Its not like we don't see you sign on and then hide!

Hey? Who remember Fruit Stripe Gum?

Beer of the Week - Pabst Blue Ribbon

What do you think of the color-coded terror alerts the Department of Homeland Security issues?

I think Americans, sadly, laugh at it. They don't know what to do.
Yea Kerry - [Read More]

I like the title of this article

In case you were curious how much Bush is spending...

This is wrong in so many ways.

FINALLY somebody said what we were all thinking!!!

Crazy Canadian, what will they come up with next?

I'm amused

I saved 1785 Humans and killed 2215 Zombies, how good can you do?

Man I've gotten bored in class before, but this is pretty intense.

Turn out the lights, turn up your volume and click here. (Not 56K friendly)

Today's post is dedicated to proving that Purdue would have won if the refs didn't have their heads up their asses. For those of you who didn't catch the game this fumble cost Purdue the game, take close note to the Wisconsin defenders hand hanging on to Kyle Ortons helmet.

In case you havn't seen the newest Jib Jab cartoon

http://www.rumorsontheinternets.com/

I hate iFilm but this clip is so great, if you have a fast connection and audio check this out.

2 trys, high score 54 seconds...Can anyone beat that?

This is all Chick so I don't wanna hear any crap:

How to impress a woman:
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, tease her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy nice things for her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, bring flowers to her, go to the ends of the earth for her...

How to impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring beer.

Lets go kick some ass Boilers!!!

Random spam words thanks to Bev: "squibb gibby dulse blur timid baronet fragrant glenn dovetail alex gorky"

I need a new camera phone...

They could only come up with 94?

I gotta fine tune my lie detection skills, could help my poker game

I disagree, Pepsi is a very good cola, but I think Coke is the best cola ever!

Quick links for a lazy friday:

Go go google desktop!

Weird

Anagrams are fun

Tearn up my nano-guitar

PC Myths?

Sorry to you folks that got punked, but I found this AIM Bot that will strike up a convrosation with your buddies and then e-mail the convrosation back to you. Here are the highlights. Victims will remain anonymous.

OrangeJuiceTn: is there something u want to know about me?
Victim: maybe...
OrangeJuiceTn: u ok over tehre? lol
Victim: who are you would be nice for starters
OrangeJuiceTn: my name is stacey
Victim: ok
Victim: so, stacey, where are you from

Victim: r u in school?
Eyedropbc49: cool
Eyedropbc49: :-p
Eyedropbc49: uh hello? why aren't you talking?
Victim: i asked if u were in school?
Eyedropbc49: uh huh... sure lol
Eyedropbc49: please talk, i'll be good lol
Victim: I SAID R U IN SCHOOL

Victim: are you a girl?
KoolAidRocksh: no. what about you?
Victim: obviously not
KoolAidRocksh: ugh
Victim: so stop hitting on me
Victim: ;)

If there is one thing you click on today, make it this one. Want to know why Bush pauses and studders so much when he speaks? Here is your answer!

On a totally different note, this guy is my hero. (Not 56K Friendly)

If you want to be TOTALLY unproductive for a hour click here. And if you prefer the classic, then try this one, twice the size and twice the addiction.

This is flat out hilarious

Haircut v2.0 Preparing for the worst I took a before picture...What do you think? At least I dont look like a cancer patient! ::sigh:: I miss Sonny the Barber...

Before	After

Linky
Bush is an asshole - A must see

Uber dorks click here

Cool! I gotta get me one of these!

Sorry for the down time, I had a crazy weekend and I've been attempting to resolve my hosting issues. Hopefully, you wont even notice there was a switchover. More crazy links to come tomorrow. For now just look at this picture of the Chicago Marathon front runners

If you into muffins...

Can somebody read this and explain it to me...I didnt have the patients to fiugure out what the hell this dude is smoking

Dont click on this while drinking milk becasue you will laugh hard enough to make it come out your nose.

Good ole Henry Earl hes at it again... Check out his fan club if you have not already seen it.

Try again Anheuser-Busch...Try again...

Vote for favorite link below!!

Another round of Presidential debates tonight. This time in spiffy-ass 3-D "Town Hall Format" (glasses not included). I was just thinking. Wouldn't these debates be better if Bush, Kerry, Cheney, and Edwards threw the smack down at the Poker Table, mano-a-mano-a-mano-a-mano with some Texas Hold 'Em to fuel the competition? Broadcast on ESPN? I think so.

Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Is it sad that I've seen the majority of these hacks and mods?

I think im good with my 5 dolla cheese steak thank you!

Oh my, this one is for you Bev

"Team America: World Police" received an R rating from the Motion Picture Association of America after producers made several changes to the film to avoid the more restrictive NC-17 label, officials from the MPAA and distributor Paramount Pictures confirmed.

We'll miss you Rodney

I was wondering the same about how much the air show was costing the city when the planes flew by and everyone in the office got up to press their cheeks up against the windows.

Patent for a combover? IP lawers out there what do you think?

Fox News Channel admits reporter posted fake story about Kerry...This is getting out of hand.

Guinness Book of World Records or Stupid Human Tricks? You decide!

Is it just me, or does Dr. Phil know a little too much about serial killers...dun dun dunnn!!

Here is my sweet sweet new bed with my ghetto sheets. I can't believe I made it a whole month an that air mattress! Notice how well decorated my bedroom is...man I need a womans touch around here... Anywho, only one link today because its so funny that there is nothing that could possibly follow it:

http://www.youforgotpoland.com/

Most Sony digital cameras start saving photos with the following name “DSC00001.JPG” and a lot of people take these photos and upload them to the web, where the all-knowing, all-seeing Google later catalogs all of them. Go ahead try it!

Engrish E-bay auction...look at the shipping cost!

And the rims keep spinnin' every time I...look at my watch!?? I'm going to need to make a "best of rim spinnin" post soon!

This is pretty sweet...play blackjack for fun with the voice of mathmatics wispering the correct move in your ear.

Car Logo explainations. Interesting stuff, ya learn something every day...If you visit my blog that is :)

Girl: Hi, I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I need a human foot?
Peter: Well, As a rule I would say no, but okay come in.
(Brings Girl in, and sits down, rolls up his pant leg, and picks up his saw, and starts cutting.)
Peter: So, Uh, this is what this is like for a school project or, Ah, aghhhhhh!

Beer of the Week - Goose Island Honkers Ale - Named one of the best beers in Chicago, Honker's Ale combines a spicy hop aroma with a rich malt middle to create an exceptionally balanced American Pale Ale. Craft brewed in small batches with pure filtered water, Midwest malt, the best hops and our own special yeast, Honker's Ale brings fine English-style brew to your mug.

I love this this title: Something rotten in the state of Florida

Bushisms and lots of them!

These are some of the best buddy icons I've ever seen. Which one did I take? Only one way to find out! (Thanks Chainsaw)

Click if you dare

This is a great site to explore. Some amazing images, puts things in prespective...deep man