Once upon a time I used a Brita Filter to filter tap water. But then I got lazy and now I drink from the tap and don't care a lick if metals and impurities are crystalizing in my veins. So what to do with that old Brita Filter? Here's an option: scroll down to the 11/5/04 entry titled "Practical Application of the Philosopher's Stone. For Drunks" at Oh My God It Burns! and save lots and lots of dough by magically transforming crappy Vladimir Vodka into swanky Ketel One with a Brita Water Filter.

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