"I DID IT! I DID IT! FUCK YEA"

I'm Rick James Bitch....NO I'M Rick James Bitch! None of you are...


Sorry guys for the lack of posting, I've been going through internet withdrawl for the last 48 hours, but im back! ... at least for a few days :O

Well Bev, This guy beat you to http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/ Better hurry up and buy Bagderno.com

Click Here if you have a fast internet conection and speakers

Sox1 Sox2

I'm usually not one to pass dorky internet jokes around, but my dad sent this one to me and I got a good laugh

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Using a dial up connection is like eating Chinese food with one chopstick. I can't use the internet at one grain of rice at a time. I'm an addict :/ Anywho...

Sailed the boat from Waukeegan all the way down to Wilmette on a 3 hour tour, yes a 3 hour tour. We just missed the weather getting rough and had a very pleasant trip. If anyone wants to sail this summer get a hold of me. For those of you who don't know, the Seven Kisses (::gag::) is a 28 foot O'Day sailboat kept in the Wilmette Harbor.

You know its a crazy night when you drop it like its hot. Here is my Cousin It...mememememe


Heres your laughs for the day (Be patient while audio loads)
Cpt. Picard
Stapler
Giggity
You Lose
Hit it Rockapella!
Last and most definatly not least Dey tok our jurbs!

Holy friggin hail batman! This was a pleasant surpise at 7 AM. Mike goes "Moses attacked Iowa City!"

Ok I'm chilln' here in Iowa with my cuzinz Mike and Jeni. Went to Iowa rendition of brothers (a larger more haping place than W. Lafayette's) Partying like a rockstar although the bars close here at 1:30 AM WTF!??

RIP Hoover
You were a kind fish
You were a gentle fish
You cleaned up after the other fish
You were a loving fish
I remeber when you you were just a little guy
I'll miss you Hoover

Bob back off of Hoovers corpse for crying out loud!

This post is dedicated to Mad Mushroom Pizza. Oh how I will miss your mon/teus $4 large pizza. As I type this I am polishing off the last slice of the shroom I will have in a long time.

Yea yea I know you guys want to be entertained...If you havn't seen badger badger watch that first but then click here for banana phone.

Hooray for last day of school. Comments are welcome! I promise I wont crush your head!

I feel like friggin' Star Magazine but this shits funny so click away:

Fred Durst showing off his "mad guitar skillz" (509 KB Video)

Fat Celebrities - In case you were curious as to what J-Lo would look like as a 400 pound slob

Acme Liscence Plate Maker lets you make your own custom plates. They have every state and even vintage plates! Post your plate to the comments by copying the address or just post what you came up with :)

As promised, here is my wicked post. Any Britney fans out there? Well, not only can she not sing (without back up singers) but shes also secretly UGLY!! Click if you dare, this is what she looks like with no make up:

Check this out - This guy is OBSESED with starbucks!

"Boy, if I had a cup of coffee for every time I've been asked to explain my obsession fascination with Starbucks. But I'm not obsessed with Starbucks, mind you. I'm an enthusiast."

I took a peek at Chicago expecting a couple of shots, but DAMN he even went as far as Wilmette!

More to come this afternoon....your not gunna wanna miss it!!

"We got hosed, Tommy. We got hosed" I tell Bev our whole living room is gone except for the TV and the PlayStation...she goes "Well, you can rule out robbery!" Here are the pics from the counter attack:



UPDATE: Thank you neigbhors \^_^/

Schools out for the summer...
Schools out forever...

Holy crap, it is out forever! :O