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Its the bean!

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Hey everyone, sorry for the recent lack of posting, but if you were checking for updates, you should have been enjoying some turkey (and/or leftovers) Anywho, here is some randomness to kick off your week:

Where dat light at?

Target has some childish hackers...either that or they are expanding their product line...wonder how long this stays up...

I want to go chill at this lake!

eBay madness: eBay1 eBay2 eBay3

This guy is an animal

Hail Hail to ole Purdue your research skills you never lack...

Holy crap this guy must have no friends.

I think it you toss a thong ontop of any auction, it automaticlly goes up 50 bucks

(Guys Only) - I guess girls can click too...

I wanna join the Iron Butt Association

Muhahaha my new mouse has a FRICKIN' LASER BEAM!! And no, of course I did not pay full price for it!

Blow me, Chainsaw with a fresh post...

Sometimes I just love reading Customer Reviews for CDs at CDNow.com. The snippet below is from a customer review of Tom Waits - The Early Years, Vol. 2. The post below falls under the category "Too Much Dumb Information." I worry about the 2 people who actually found this review helpful.

2 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

Great album but the packaging caused my CD to break!, August 2, 2004

Reviewer: I. Lamont (Boston) - See all my reviews

This is the second copy of the album I have bought, and probably the last. The first copy burned up in a fire. The second, which my wife bought me to replace the original copy, broke when I attempted to remove it from the spindle it was mounted on.


CHAINSAW!

So ya think you ready for the big leagues?

Crazy British = good offbeat news

Seinfeld's Puffy Shirt Becomes Part Of History

How come we dont get sweet sweet car comercials here?

...and at long last...
Beer of the week! - Heineken - The whole brewing process, from brewhouse and fermentation to maturation, is to be described as traditional and classic. Very strict control of the recipe and highly efficient quality control have made Heineken beer as successful as it is. The characteristics of Heineken include its fresh and fruity yeast aroma ('Heineken A-yeast') and its mildly bitter taste, enhancing the drinkability of the beer.

Blackalicious aka Tim J. Parker see all the dorky names that rappers really have.

Hooray for voter fraud!

Yet more Daily Show studies proove how smart Bev really is.

Rock on!

Who wants to watch the ballgame at my place?

Make of this what you want

In response to all of you PBR dissers, I finally waxed the remaining cans so expect a decent beer of the week soon!

The Chicago Tribune featured this website the other day, but if you're a Chicagoland resident who rides the CTA, you gotta check out this blog. Even if you don't ride the CTA, you should check it out: www.ctatattler.com

This dude posts overheard conversations, observations of people, and humorous/memorable/ bizarre/creepy (but all true) anecdotes of his daily commute on the el trains and busses. I'm sure we all have our own stories. One time I got on the Sheridan 151 bus and not one, not two, but THREE schitzo types were talking and rocking to themselves; I thought - dude - what bus did I just get on? These guys should sit next to each other. Have a schitzo sewing-circle conversation for once. That would rule. This other time I was riding the Clark bus, and when we passed Wrigley Field, this schitzo dude points out the window and shouts "WHAT'S THE SCORE? WHAT'S THE SCORE? WHAT'S THE SCORE?... over and over". (The Cubs weren't even playing that night) Anyway, after reading the entries at www.ctatattler.com, I'm never ever going to sit in the "hobo corner" (the semi-private 2 seat area next to the conductor's box - yeah, you know what I'm talking about) on the el trains. People do, ahem, interesting things in there.

Brad, I agree with TheChief - Pabst Blue Ribbon as "Beer of the Week" for multiple weeks is just too much. Granted, it is my favorite white-trash beer, but drink it up and move on, man. That'll teach ya for buying too much PBR. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson.

Rope em and ride em,

chainsaw

I apologize to my loyal fans (all 3 of you) for my crappy and lack of posting, I was busy having a life in a non virtual setting...Hopefully these happy links will satisfy your randomness craving for the day:

Can anyone out there make some sense out of this? If you do get the right answer is the FBI going to chase you down for your code breaking abilities?

Don't know how many of you will get this, but it is somewhat amusing anyhow

You know there are people in this world who don’t have to put up with all this shit? Like that guy that invented the pet rock. You see, that’s what you have to do. You have to use your mind and come up with some really great idea like that and you never have to work again.

These guys had WAY too much time on their hands, and I don't recomend sitting through it unless you do as well.

I can finally make a circle! Well...almost...

Since noboy found my first picture the least bit humerous, here is my Grandpa who is indeed the man

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Why couldnt they spill this?

So this is what goes on at Iowa

Only the 31337 win at Jeopardy


(Guys only) Not safe for work

Only 8 pages of voting machine errors.. I hate software!

I am your father.

If you want to kill some time check this out.

OMG am I dreaming!? I want to fast foward to January.

Godam I love offbeat news

Can the iPod Photo play movies? Well...sorta...

Lets talk about sex baby.

Where all the celebs go to get their ink did

Ok ladys, I need a verdict...Kiss or Dis the goatee vote below in the comments!!



Lets look on the bright side of things

Then check out the dark (Not 56K friendly but worth the wait)

Make up your own captions for these links in the comments.

Link 1

Link 2

Link 3 (Not 56K friendly)

Link 4

C'mon boys get your shit together and GET IT ON!

Most people chuckled at the Time magazine cover I threw up 2 days ago, but the truth is, I've had that on my PC for 4 years and someone made it for the last election! Well anways what I'm getting at is that was a joke, some photo-choppers amusement, but this however is no joke.

Link of the day - 2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes

Breaking news straight from the Whitehouse!

Photo-choppers amusement here...I think I could do better

This is the best SNL commercial since the Bass-o-matic. A must see if you have a fast connection.

Like numbers?

Pro-life suicide- what a weird phrase.

Well this about sums up how most people around here feel.

This is how the rest of the hillbilly country feels:



Its people like this that voted for 4 more wars.

Hans Moleman for President!

Some people have the craziest quirks. Amusing none the less.

In case your going to start posting on a forum, watch this first.

I'm hooked on this simulation...My company Inatrode has 24 employees and I've grossed over a million in profits!

My highlight for the election night was the Daily Show's exit polls at:

The ATM:
"So, How much money did you take out?"
"I caught the first 2 digits of your PIN what are the last two"

The Bathroom:
"You were in there for some time, did you take a dump?"

The Adult Store:
"So, what did you buy at the porn store?"

Dont bother counting up the votes, the election is over

Way to go Microshaft! If you put anymore defects in your products, your going to turn into Apple.

Why cant all recipes be written like this?

A must see if your on broadband