Some madness from The Appartment last night:

Godamn I love expense accounts.  Thanks to Roche diagnostics  we had a fabulous night out on the town to celebrate the completion of Phase 1 of the Accu-Chek Content Management System. (I will post the new sites when they go live) Had drinks and appetizer at The Rockit Bar then went to Vivo on W. Randolph St. for a gourmet dinner.  It was so good I had to make up a word to describe it: "Scrumtrulescent"

New addition to the blog, beer of the week!  I'm still tweaking the JavaScript, but in future weeks, you will be able to scroll through all the beers using the navigation buttons.

This is quite funny if you got a fast connection.  (Not recommended for work)

FREEKALEEK!
Shameka, Keisha, Tara    (331kb)

Random pop culture animations...vote on your favorite:


Some people take their hobbys a little too far. Its still amusing though.

With something as fun as a cartoon Bush and Kerry hurling musical epithets at one another, you knew lawyers would have to get involved.

Found this on my phone from Friday. Either Shelly is rockin' it out or someone grabbed my phone and went camera happy.



Don't think I've missed a halfpice sox game AKA "Fight Night" yet this season. Had the ole bird's eye view from the upper deck. Were hurtin' without Frank and Magglio.

Don't know how to interpret your buddies on friendster? This detailed list should help you translate what people really mean by their photo.

Cool

Saved the best for last...

WALTER
Yeah, but he's a fucking pervert, Dude.

DUDE
Huh?

WALTER
The man is a sex offender. With a record.
Spent six months in Chino for exposing
himself to an eight-year-old.

Dood: you took a pic of a lady you gave up a seat for???
Dood: thats like...invasion of privacy man

I have finally found a monitor that is perfect for me.  What do you guys think?  Perhaps if my name was Kerry Edwards I would be able to afford it. 

LQQK - Bev's Blog's got some spice! 

Geek note - While you guys are surfing the internet looking for eye candy, take a minute to run windows update.  You can even do it right now, just go to Tools --> Windows Update at the top of your screen.  It will save me the trouble of removing worms from your PC and reduce the risk of this happening to you.

**Censored**

Lovely afternoon sail today, here are some shots -

I came accross this aviation photography page.  There is some incredible stuff on there.   This shot made it as my wallpaper but I'm tempted to switch it to this sweet picture.

Blogee's beware! There some pretty scary pictures on there.  I always think this is going to happen to me when I fly into La Guardia.  This has got to be a safety hazard as well.  Imagine the damgae these ladys could do!

"I want Americans and all the world to know innocent men women and children will not live. These are opening stages of the American military coalition force's will make every effort to wage war. We will bring weapons of mass murder in civilian areas. We do not have morality, we do not have control, we do not have respect for the safety of the American people. Our purpose is sure, your loved ones will not live."

You can make bush give this speach or write your own here.  Did you know Bush and Kerry are related?

Thanks Andrew for keeping your eyes open, but I dont think this place will work out for me.

Wish I was in Europe climbing the alps!

Hey guys,

Just thought we would drop you a quick line while we have internet access. AJ

and I are in Grenoble now at one of AJ's dad's friend's place. It's incredible.

It is right in the French Alps, and there is a great view from his house, which

also has a pool. Yesterday we went rock climbing in the Alps. A little scary,

but so much fun. Our timing is also perfect. The Tour de France

arrives here tomorrow, so we are staying a little longer than planned to see it.

Then we are off to Nice and then Italy. Hope all is well w/ you guys. We'll be

home Aug 4th. See ya then.

-David and AJ

 
This is somewhat amusing if you have some time to kill.  It was actually quite accurate.

Having dabbled in Remote Control Airplanes, I was amused by this site. 

I gave up my seat on the bus for this lady.  What good deeds have you done recently?  Every once in a while it feels good to commit a random act of kindness, if you don't you'll end up like this guy, or even this guy!  For the love of god somebody post something in the comments they are getting quite lonely. 

Who do you think you are MonitorsDirect?  I got the big fuck you direct from the "CEO" Claiming that they made a pricing error and needed to cancel my order.  Here is my coresponedence to date, you will find that my tone is firm but (Elevated)
 
FUCK YOU MONITORSDIRECT

Feel free to express your thoughts in the comments, and check back for updates as the saga unfolds.

Today I had a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Anywho tomorrow is a new day.
 


Thanks Tracy for keeping my sanity

Somehow I get the feeling that the presidential debates are going to go somthing like this
 
And if your bored at work (or home) just stare at this for a few hours

Which internet fad are you?
 
"You are All Your Base. You are the embodiment most popular fad on the internet: a poor grasp of the English language. Somebody set up us the bad grammar. Learn every grammar! For great justice. "

Finally purchased a new monitor today thanks to Arthur's keen eye for unbelievable deals.   Ordered one of these suckers  ::drool::  
Viewsonic VP201b, 20" LCD Flatpanel   (specs)


Also, as a token of appreciation for my most loyal visitor here is a picture of Brian Ginsberg at his 8th Grade Graduation. Thank you Brian for your countless visits to my little spot on the internet.
 

After being blogless for almost 2 months I have returned! The advent of high speed internet and my senseless addiction to goofy webpages has inspired me to entertain. For now, just take a look at what my phone has seen in the recent past. Comment and check back! More to come!