This is all Chick so I don't wanna hear any crap:

How to impress a woman:
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, tease her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy nice things for her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, bring flowers to her, go to the ends of the earth for her...

How to impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring beer.