Tuesday. And you know what that means!!! THE AMAZING RACE IS ON TONIGHT!!!! I'm not saying you should start watching the Amazing Race. But I'm not not saying you should start watching either.

It's gone colder than a dead man's butt in Chicago. How cold is a dead man's butt? Walk around Chicago this week and you'll know.

December 21: It's the Winter Solstice! Hoorah. Excuse me while I go worship at my tiny replica of Stonehenge made of dominos.

CHAINSAW!