Ahhh back on broadband...hook it into my veins!! If you have a high speed connection and Windows XP you should pick up Service Pack 2. Its got all the most recent security patches and a built in firewall to save you from the Mongorrians. While your at it check out the XP PowerToys if your geeky enough to handle them.

For all you idiots who ran out and bought Doom3

Porn Star, or a My Little Pony? Your job is to try and tell the fornicator from the latter. You make the call. I got a 2 out of 12 Post your scores! (Safe For Work)

Does your phone have bluetooth? Lookout, you might get "snarfed"! In other words, your phone can get hacked from up to half a mile away.