Inspired by Bevs facination with Cankles

Wait, did you know that there's a direct corolation between the decline of spirograph and the rising gang activity? Think about it! I will. No you won't.

"Kathryn Harrington, 52, of Laurel, Md., was flying home from vacation Aug. 17 when airport screeners found her bookmark, an 8 1/2-inch leather strap with small lead weights at each end. [They] thought it resembled a weighted weapon that could be used to knock people unconscious."

Hey all you lawyers...and law students...explain this one to me!!

"You know how bad it's gotten, Britney? Here's who's hotter than you: Hoobastank" GQ, tell us how you really feel about Britney

Good lord...I sure as hell am NOT Rick James