Umm...I think our planet is falling apart...is it time to panic yet?

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Wicked Skills - click to be impressed

I've seen a lot of funny e-bay auctions, but I think this one may be the winner.

When I go to IKEA, the this is the last think I would expect to see there...Maybe its marketed towards girls going to college?

Oh sweet sweet irony!

Shazam! I've returned to the bone chilling tundra we call Chicago. I want to thank pIMpN80z and Chainsaw for their contributions. They made for some hilarious clicking when I finally got back online. I have to say I laughed pretty hard when I read Chainsaw's instructions for penguin smacking - "Click your mouse once and the suicidal penguin will jump. Click the mouse a second time and the Yeti will smack the crap out of the penguin with his Louisville Slugger. Enjoy."

Since I'm crawling on dial-up right now, I'm just going post what my cell phone saw last week...Better more hi-res pics to come...

This is the view from a spot we had brunch at
Totally chilled
The view from the house.
We popped over to Tijuana for a day
My phone has crappy zoom so I really got in this seal's face. Have much better seal pics on the digital...

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a CHAINSAW!!!!!

In continuing celebration of Decemberween, here is a link to a website about barf bags.

Ho ho ho,

CHAINSAW!

I always get a kick out of Jesus of the Week. Says one of the site's testimonials about Jesusoftheweek.com, Your site is offensive to all Christian values. Keep up the good work!

www.supermodelswithseethroughtops.com is not the kind of site the URL would suggest it is. It is actually quite wholesome. And by "wholesome" I mean random. And by "random" I mean, whatever dude, click the link. You must be curious by now.

Ever since pIMpN8eZ posted the link to "Cog" yesterday, I've been stuck in the labrynth of eBaumsworld.com, viewing amusing/hysterical/disturbing videos for hours. What else I'm I going to do? Go outside and play? It's freakin' cold out there. I could catch hypothermia and pneumonia in a simultaneous manner. This made me laugh mucho: GI Joe PSA's. If you never watched a GI Joe cartoon with the little public service announcement ending each episode with the catchy catch-phrase "And Knowing Is Half The Battle," you may not think these cartoons are all that funny, and maybe you have other problems I don't want to know about.

CHAINSAW!

Check out this cool ad for Honda called "Cog". Whats amazing is that it was done without the help of any computer graphics and actual dismantled honda car parts.
And if you are wondering about the way the tires move; they do so because inside they have been weighted with specially positioned bolts and screws so that the slightest touch pushes them upward.

No TV and No Internet make Bradley go something something...

Enjoying the sun, see ya all soon!

Tuesday. And you know what that means!!! THE AMAZING RACE IS ON TONIGHT!!!! I'm not saying you should start watching the Amazing Race. But I'm not not saying you should start watching either.

It's gone colder than a dead man's butt in Chicago. How cold is a dead man's butt? Walk around Chicago this week and you'll know.

December 21: It's the Winter Solstice! Hoorah. Excuse me while I go worship at my tiny replica of Stonehenge made of dominos.

CHAINSAW!

Penguin abuse is never okay. Unless you can beat my score of 296.1. Is it yards or feet, I wonder. Anyway, I dare ya to Hit the penguin. It's fun. And I swear, the penguin doesn't even feel it.

CHAINSAW!

It's Friday. End of the work week for some. Start of an adventure for the weekend warriors. Unemployed people don't really give a crap that it's Friday.

I bet you had no idea that our Commander In Chief had the moves.

Or Spiderman, for that matter. (What?)

The best part of any package is the bubble wrap.

Dude. I totally watched a whole marathon of Mythbusters on the Discover Channel last week. Time well spent. Want to get your Urban Legend freak on? Check out Snopes.com if you haven't already. You'll waste hours. Hours, I say!

I can't wait to post the first million digits of Pi. But we may all just have to make due with the first 10,000 digits.

I'll leave you with this parting thought from Tom Waits...

Never have I waltzed to "My Country 'Tis Of Thee," nor met anyone who did. Still, it's a waltz, for it's written in waltz time.

Chainsaw!

The first million digits of Pi, eh? Good idea. Save that post for Monday, I think.

So I agreed to keep some fresh blood pumping through this ol' blog while Brad disconects himself from the internet for a week. I imagine Brad disconnecting himself from the internet looks much like Keanu Reeves when he disconnected himself from The Matrix. (You can take the blue pill... or the red pill...). I'm not nearly as good as finding the bizarro links Brad finds.

And I thought the South Side of Chicago had some ghastly holiday decorations. South Side ain't got nothin on these folks, fo' shizzle.

Does anybody here speak Engrish?

I have wasted/enjoyed way too many hours of my life watching the Strong Bad e-mails and the Teen Girl Squad cartoons at Homestar Runner.

And, yes, my website. Snap.

-chainsaw!

Well, I'm off to sunny California! But no need to worry, my accomplices, or partners in crime if you will, are going to pick up the slack and keep the crazy links and hysterical writings on tap. I don't know how I'm going to handle a week of no internet, but if I get back and one of you posted the first million digits of Pi...your fired :) Thanks in advance to PimpN8z, Chainsaw, and TheChief for keeping this blog too sweet.

Now this is Blogworthy!

Apple's secret plans to promote the iPod this season just got revealed.

This is just repulsive...

They need an organization like this except for ostrich attacks. Did I mention I was attacked by an ostrich?

Meet my new attorney, Dick Hickey ...Cool

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I spent over an hour last night mesmorized by this so I think its worthy of being the only link.

Some people think they are so clever sending me link after link...If you want to be blogworthy, find stuff that has not old...oh yea its got to be amusing too.

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How smart is you? -- Find out here, post your score...and not your score after taking in 5 times!

If that last flash movie didn't give you a seizure and you want to press you luck, try this one

Cartoon's skeletons, well done...

Someone actually bought the $10K martini!!

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The Fugly Christmas Sweater Bar Crawl
Here are the winners in my opinion...


...Oh and Carey insisted on showing everyone her zit...

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The Fugly Christmas Sweater Bar Crawl
It may not be festive, but damn its ugly...

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You've all seen this before...Lawyers you can recite it in you sleep but the real question is do the law enforcement officials on the show COPS know it?

If you in the mood for a seizure

Old time kite photography...Pretty cool

Wow...This type of stuff makes me think that I can actually play the guitar...Rock on Lincoln Park...

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Bloggers acting up...this is all for today...

'' Hey Ya Hanukkah

A survey of Swedish retailers has shown that tight-fitting pants is the second-most common cause of broken cell phones

...8 year olds Dude

This one is only for the 31337 Hax0r

3000 Hits! Celebrate with some link madness...

Its hard work...you know...working weekends...I came in on sunday once...

I know the value of the dollar has been down, but is the Starbucks dollar on the rise?

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An artistic impression of the AIM smilies

Click if you've seen Napoleon Dynamite...I think I have to get this...

Good way to pawn off a paperweight

The Chief's Sports Report

After rocking former #1 Wake Forest, and rolling over Arkansas, Illinois is the #1 team in the nation in college basketball!!! This is only the third time in the school's history that they are ranked #1, but in each of the other instances, Illinois went to the Final Four that season. Will this time be the same? Only time will tell, but I sure believe in these guys.

In other news, Bears CB Charles Tillman made a new purchase. He now owns Vikings WR Randy Moss. After last year's takeaway interception to win the game, and this year's forced fumble on Moss, Tillman has the upperhand in their relationship. The little tiff they had during yesterday's game just shows how frustrated Moss really is w/ Tillman.

And how about OT Colombo...he seems to block a field goal attempt every time he's in there!

I want to wear PJs to work!

I like the way these guys think.

I thought it was the Black Eye Peas that say "Lets get retarded"

Welcome to Chicago, we dont have soda here...only pop

Go ahead splurge and live the high life...

Read this if you are in the market for a TV

Somehow I wasn't too shocked when I read this article...Does it surprise you?

Britney sucks, but this is a pretty sweet cover of toxic

And people say that cops dont work hard anymore to solve crimes...

Its about time someone introduced some indian sweetness to this blog. So heres a clip of a vanilla coke ad straight from the land of tech support. (Just copy and paste this URL is the link doesnt work: http//www.myenjoyzone.com/vanillacoke/tvc.htm)

Thank you, come again!

These are some wild pictures...At first I thought they may be photo-chopped, but then determined they were real. See for yourself

What do you do with your old AOL CDs?

If I did get a tattoo it would be something like this...except maybe throw some java scripting in there...

Way to go blizzard...smashing all time records for sales.

Beer of the week - Labatt Blue - owned by Interbrew, is both the No. 3 domestic lager north of the 49th parallel and the No. 3 import beer to the south.

The Chief's Sports Report

Oh how the mighty have fallen. #3 Illinois destroyed #1 Wake Forest 91-73 tonight. The entire stadium was orange as nearly all of the 16,500 fans were sporting orange as part of "Paint the Hall Orange" night at Assembly Hall to go along w/ the Illini's all orange uniforms. Even coach Bruce Weber was sporting a bright orange sport coat for the occassion.

Seasons Greetings everyone! +1 if you get this.

Have a Jamba Juice, buy one get one free.

None of you guys are going to believe me, but I actually saw this guy in Key Largo, I have the picture to prove it if it comes to that!

In case you want to piss off people in foreign countries...

These are pretty cool, but I wouldn't mind a set for pedestrians.